PARENTAL GUIDANCE

Offense, awkwardness and all-round cringe is very subjective. To keep ourselves well covered we have a blanket 17+ age guidance on our game, but if we’re honest… Not one single conversation on our cards was alien to either Emily or myself in our childhood. So here’s a guide to help you navigate the game content.

picking out cards

The majority of our cards are family-friendly, and any offending cards can be easily removed either before or during the game by a responsible adult.

Even with the most sensitive censoring filter, you will still end up with 60+ cards in the original edition of The Shame of Life, which will last plenty of games.

SENSITIVE TOPICS

As Emily and I only have two particularily foul-mouthed cats at our house to provide a frame of reference for parental censoring, we have had to use our imagination to categorise the cards that aren’t appropriate for all ages.

EACH PACK WILL CONTAIN...

SEVEN
CARDS

THAT would make EMILY’S ITALIAN NONNA SIGN A CROSS

Seducing an animal. Bad cum faces. Cannibal grandma’s cock sandwich. Human/Animal cross breed child. Harvesting animal semen. Blood and cumming. Prehistoric dildos.

EIGHTEEN
CARDS

WHICH WOULD MAKE THE BIRDS & THE BEES INEVITABLE

Inappropriate porno remakes. Tasteful nudes. Ludicrous climax phrases. Crying after climax. First sexual encounter. Unsexy foreplay food. Inconvenient fetishes. Fancy word for masturbation. Sexual accident. Sound effects for penetration. Sex dreams. Erection sounds. Fuckable villains. Sexual attraction to office supplies. Awkward seduction. Cartoon sex scenes. Bad striptease songs. Unusual magazines for self pleasure.

thirteen
CARDS

THAT WOULD MAKE A 1930’s MOVIE HOUSEWIFE FAINT

Cunt (insult). Mouth shitting. Cartoon genitals. Possessed children. Dicks for hands. Making pigs feel sexy. Meaty genitals. Mermaid’s name for human genitals. Disturbing cosplay. Sound to replace queefs. Talking vaginas. Cat cocks. Talking anus.

expansion packs

Using the categories above, here is a breakdown of content in each of the expansion packs.

return of the shame

SIGN A CROSS: 0
BIRDS & BEES: 4
FAINT: 1

school's out

SIGN A CROSS: 0
BIRDS & BEES: 1
FAINT: 1

boo! the spooky pack

SIGN A CROSS: 0
BIRDS & BEES: 1
FAINT: 2

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