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ABOUT THE ANIMALS WE DON'T DESERVE

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What song plays in a dog’s soundtrack when they have their head out of the window of a moving car?

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If you were directing a remake of Titanic, with every role played by dogs, what two breeds would play Kate and Jack?

Debate!

The most disappointing item to put in a gift box and give to a person who secretly expects the gift box to contain a puppy.

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What costume for your dog would you choose to make headlines at your local dog beauty pageant?

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What is on the 2nd floor of dog heaven?

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What would be the perfect first date for a dog?

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Whose voice would you choose to use as the human voice for your new pug?

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What part of the human body do dogs think is the funniest?

Dilemma!

Become best friends with a skateboarding bulldog or chihuahua in a backpack?

Dilemma!

Have the ability to mind read all dogs or to communicate telepathically with one dog.

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What would be the number one selling scented candle for dogs?

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If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them? Would they cover just the back legs or the front legs too?

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If dogs could play video games, what game would you want made for them?

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If all humans vanished and dogs became the number one species, what would the world be like in the future?

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Coins are boring and they smell like bad hammers. What would dogs use as currency instead?

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What would the staff uniform look like in a 100% dog-owned competitor to Amazon?

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When dogs sniff butts, what visually goes through their mind?

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What would a dog's ringtone on their phone be?

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What is the best of all the best sniffs?

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What do puppies think dog santa will bring them if they have been naughty?

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What events would take place at a dog olympics?

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Which dog character from human movies do dogs love the most?

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What human food would dogs try and make first if they grew thumbs?

Dilemma!

If they could only choose one, would dogs ban fireworks or doorbells?

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What would a common punishment be in doggy court for minor offences?

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What kind of dog would be the most popular on doggy Tinder?

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If dogs could stand on their back legs, which would be the first breed to take up golf?

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What weird cravings do you think pregnant dogs get?

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What classes would they teach at a dog university?

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